Mission: The Train Job (C1S1)

Outriders: @Katt (Belladonna Tanglefoot) @David S (N-D311 “En-Dell”) @Cailon (Barnelbus Caprenicus) @Kristen (Velcro) @Alan (T’ggar) 

DM: @Mike (Abernathy Darwin Dunlap) 

Outcome: VIP code named “Mixmaster Flash” was accompanied by five members of the the Keepers. After first contact it is plane that MF’s cooperation is only semi ‘willingly’ and more for self preservation than for desire to support the peace. Due MF’s past and the various war crimes that he may have or definitely have committed, his cooperation (reluctant as it may be) is his first step to his redemption. Although MF had no desire to talk, and was overall unpleasant, he did agree to play some Texas Hold’em to pass the time between assassination attempts.

During our escort, three assassins sent from as many hostile factions were identified and dispatched: a Valenarian Ninja, a Boold of Vol cultist, and zombie assassin (faction unknown). The following attempts were made on MF’s life:
1) White poison powder found on pillow of sleeper car. Source: unknown. Outcome: pillow yeeted out window.
2) MF bit by highly venomous spider. Source: Zombie assassin. Outcome: poison cured before any ill effects.
3) Blood of Vol cultist had plans to poison MF. Outcome: N-D311, Bella, and Barnabas subdued and disposed of assassin.
4) Valenarian Ninja broke into sleeper car through the window. Outcome: T’ggar and Velcro were able to defend MF such that not a hair on his head was harmed. Valenarian Ninja was killed, though T’ggar took several heavy blows while defending MF and was only able to survive thanks to Velcro’s healing. (edited)
5) Zombie assassin came to the sleeper car door in attempt to over run our room with venomous and poisonous creatures. Outcome: N-D311 and Velcro were able to exit the room through the vent after wildshaping in order to draw the zombie assassin’s attention. This allowed for Bella, Barnabas, and T’ggar to open the door and flank the assassin. The combined attack was enough to eliminate the threat.

Note: Two other individuals of interest were identified during the trip: a wealthy looking women and the bar tender. Theses individuals were determined to be a ‘gold digger’ looking for a rich man and a bar tender who was bribed to spike drinks with love potion for the ‘gold digger’. This was discovered due to the hard work of Barnabas. Both were determined to be non threats to MF.
-Spring into the light, T’ggar (edited)