Mission: Welcome To The Dungeon, Carl!
Outriders: George (Baldwin), @viciousbitch__64640 Michelle (Tinkersdam), @s3rk3t Josh (Toryn), @kaylloidus Cailon (Barnelbus RIP), @sanchothehyena Matt (Hollywood), @carocogitatus Doug (Lola)
DM: @mister_graves (Abernathy Darwin Dunlap)
Objectives: Participate in the newest season of Dungeon Crawler World!
Outcome: The Outriders assembled and braved to enter the Dungeon Crawler World, where your every triumph (and bloody mistake!) is broadcast to the galaxy by invisible camera critter-robots, eh, I don’t even know what they are.

The party was initially pleased to be single-file down a stereotypical 5-foot corridor until they were hit with the stereotypical corridor traps, and fell for most of them. Teleporting undead and seemingly invincible bugbears vanquished, the party gained the following Achievements:

• Do Your Job!
• Killers

Sadly, our heroic bard Barnelbus succumbed to Bad Dice Syndrome and fell in battle. Rumors abound that he may be seen again as a boss monster in the next dungeon…

For this dubious achievement, the remaining party gained:

• I Watched My Best Friend Die

Finally, the remaining party either bravely faced the hordes of humanoid monsters, or remained Bravely Out Of Range™ having been teleported far away from the battle. Totally not their fault, everyone agrees.

For killing the level boss, a giant goblin baby named Big Baby Bam Bam, the party achieved its final and most prestigious Achievement:

• Baby Killers

Their mothers are probably very proud.