Objective: Survive

Outcome: 5/6

After following some rather vague instructions to Sharn’s underbelly, we found ourselves unwittingly entered as “contestants” in a surprisingly dangerous dungeon. Most entrants do not make it out alive, but fortunately my agent tells me that I am “built different.”

A series of traps, skeletons, a riddle-asking sphinx, and a pack of orcs was not enough to stop us, but tragically Barnelbus Caprenicus was brutally murdered by a bugbear. On the bright side, the camera caught all of my best angles.

A battle with a giant goblin baby, oxymoronic as it may seem, was the final barrier to our successful release. I was fortuitously awarded a potion of pugilism, and while I personally have no need to dirty my hands with physical combat, perhaps I could use it as a token to make a friend…