Welcome to the Dungeon, Crawlers.

DM Abernathy Darwin, Dunlap

Outriders: Baldwin, Toryn, Hollywood, Lola, Tinkersdamn, and Barnelbus, (May he rest in peace).

Another viciously violent volatile venture into an unexplored, unknown and uncharted dangerous dungeon of dark and deadly tunnels, traps, and treasures in search of media immortality! Filmed and aired down deep in the cogs of our fair city of Sharn for the scintillating, titillating, tantalizing entertainment of the seething, morbid members of the media masticating masses. We crawled through tunnel and trap, pit and pendulum, to quash and quell skeleton, sphinx and slimy, scabrous, savage and soulless sociopathic monsters! Teleported and or truncated, all outriders bore their burden boldly, blithely, and bravely with a blazingly bodacious and businesslike manner. Our final fight against the level boss, the big baby Bam Bam was dispatched with a great display of derring-do and dashingly dramatic bravura and brilliance.

All respect for our fallen comrade, the glamourous Bard, Barnelbus Caprenicus. May his memory live forever.

In sincere service to Sharn, Tinkersdamn.